request a drawing   guys look i do drawings   

i'm seren, a cartoonist/british person/benevolent kraken. i am sick and tired nearly all the time but i mean well.

tell me to draw things and i will probably draw them for you. i am easy like that.

i like puns, kazoos, friendship, tentacles, bioshock, history, ladies, monsters of all habitats, surgery, machines, architecture, cool nature stuff and far too many movies. peter lorre is my mascot. i post nudity and gore and body horror sometimes so if you need me to tag for anything send me an ask. have a great day, y'hear?

janedoodles:

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Of COURSE IT’S AN ARNGE

(via lymantriidae)

— 6 hours ago with 47270 notes
#WHEEZING  #okay its four am im gonna turn in now 
Anonymous asked: My new haircut makes me look like a toe


Answer:

zdk13eros:

I like toes.You look good,Chin up,my brother.

You are the King of the jungle

— 7 hours ago with 893 notes

would you date cock abyss. i’d date cock abyss.

— 7 hours ago
#cock abyss 

behold my new creative writing project

— 7 hours ago with 5 notes
#im bugbug  #cock abyss 

i tried to do some writing but ended up creating an okcupid profile posing as a sentient abyss of cocks

— 7 hours ago with 1 note
#some guy is actually messaging me now lol  #im bugbug 

preview of my infinite remake: liz is the protag and booker is a grizzled middle aged mum she must team up with to escape Floating Trash City. they fight enemies that are actually cool instead of police dudes/revolutionaries we are supposed to hate for questionable reasons. the player get to make choices that actually effect the course of the story. columbia is actually a developed environment like rapture and there are more audio diaries and history and characters u can actually give a shit about other than the luteces. daisy is fleshed out and complex and gets lots of screentime and doesnt get fucking fridged for liz’s character development. the plot is completely different. u can utilize tears in combat and get the option to play stealth mode and not kill anyone and its awesome. songbird gets a backstory and is also revealed to be a girl. 

— 9 hours ago with 8 notes
#real biotalk 

every character will get their own sequel so everyone can hang with their fav characters for as long as they please. there will be a smash bros style game where u can make all the characters from all the universes fight. there will be a dating sim. by god there will be a dating sim.

— 9 hours ago with 5 notes
#real biotalk  #its important that u support any creative project i may undertake so can deliver this ideal future to you 

if i aquire in the future large amounts of fame and creative influence my first move will be to remake bioshock infinite and make it perfect

— 9 hours ago with 11 notes
#i will buy 2k and make a thousand bioshock sequels each more glorious than the last  #real biotalk 

why do they let boys make games

— 9 hours ago with 2 notes
#real biotalk 

im so angry liz wasnt the protag of infinite. she was the best most enjoyable protag the series has had and she was only in one dlc. im so mad her purpose in infinite was a big experiment in “creating an emotional connection to the player” and the way they went about that was slowly making her a weird perfect baby-wife 

— 9 hours ago with 3 notes
#real biotalk  #the presentation in that link gave me the creeps tbh 

mahlibombing:

Meet the Skydiver Liz

"How would Elizabeth look if you wouldn’t have to rescue her?"

Created (and designed) by Angela Bermudez

Artist: DeviantART - Facebook

(via nightingaletherobber)

— 10 hours ago with 1722 notes
#LIZ WOULD DEFINITELY WEAR GOGGLES ON HER HEAD  #the queen  #protag liz always 

mickears:

This is a rare version of Once Upon a Dream from Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (at least, I’ve never heard it). This is such a gorgeous version, I’m not sure why it wasn’t used in some way. Bill Shirley and Mary Costa sing together as Prince Phillip and Aurora. 

Original video here

(via 1901-a-space-odyssey)

— 10 hours ago with 10703 notes
#welcome to the jam 

radtracks:

a little respect // erasure

i try to discover a little something to make me sweeter
oh, baby, refrain from breaking my heart
i’m so in love with you, i’ll be forever blue
that you give me no reason
why you make me work so hard

— 10 hours ago with 133 notes
#welcome to the jam  #TOP TIER JAM